
File this below “probably the most random CoJ publish ever,” however the different day, Freddie and I went to a celebration…
We snagged seats on the kitchen desk and had been snacking on potato chips, when our buddy launched into a terrific parenting story. “After an extended day with my youngsters, I desperately wanted a couple of minutes of alone time,” she informed us. “I made a decision to take a bathe and informed my six-year-old twins to play collectively in my bed room. I regarded them within the eyes and mentioned, ‘Come get me ONLY if it’s an emergency.’”
Two minutes later — you guessed it — our buddy heard loud knocking on the toilet door. “Mother!!!!” her daughter shouted. “I must inform you one thing!!!!!!” She stored banging till her mother received out of the bathe, bare and dripping, and cracked the door.
“MOM,” mentioned her daughter, her eyes vast.
“Sure?!”
“Two Pomeranians survived the Titanic.”
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Oh my gosh, at that kitchen desk, Freddie and I couldn’t cease laughing. Generally you simply really want to share a cool reality. Bonus: it was true!
The story jogged my memory of Brooke Barker’s ebook of Unhappy Animal Information – have you ever learn it? Listed below are just a few:
Lastly, on my Hinge relationship profile (rip), I went with this immediate:
One other banger!
So, on this sweaty Wednesday, please share with the group: What’s a enjoyable reality you recognize?
P.S. What’s your character kind, and are you a billion seconds previous?
(Prime photograph by Taylor Kampa/Stocksy.)